4X4 dry round hay bales (mixed grasses)

Here's the "poem" referred to above — each line is a complete actual listserv post:

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Hi, Does anyone know a local supplier where I can buy composting worms? Thanks.

Echo weed trimmer. Does not run but only needs a tune up. Free.

Antique bricks for sale. About 80 old bricks, many makers. $10.

Never-used 70-gallon fish tank for sale, with light. $100 or best offer.

Hello, I am in search of a repair person for a cuckoo clock. Any suggestions? Thanks.

Does anybody have any leads on someone that I can have come shear my 3 sheep? Thanks much!

Need someone with a metal detector to locate horseshoe. I have walked the area several times to no avail.

Looking for someone to haul away an old Craftsman lawn tractor.

ISO kitten: Looking for a kitten to adopt — preferably male.

Large antique wicker basket. 26" W x 36" L x 26" H. Asking $30.

Set of 13 Haviland China tea cups and sugar bowl. Never used. Perfect condition. No chips. Cost: $300.

Does anyone know of someone in the Upper Valley who can tell me the value of a Selmer flute?

Dry hay. 4X4 dry round bales, mixed grasses, stored in barn, $40 loaded.

Cotton rope hammock with stand for sale. $25.

2 zebra/leopard-print factory upholstered chairs for sale. $100 for the pair.

ISO railroad ties. 4 or 5 for driveway. Thanks.

Free: Plenty of frozen pork lard for the taking.

Handmade wooden kitchen play set, $25. Plenty of play food, pots, pans, plates, etc.

Free Jerusalem artichokes. Norwich. Many, many!

Hi, I'm looking for a long 20-30 gal tank for my pet newt. Can meet in WRJ or Lebanon. Thanks!

I need to buy a two-wheeled walker.

REI back-packing pack for sale. Frame style. Blue. Excellent condition. $20.

Does anyone know where Styrofoam will be accepted for recycling? Thank you.

12 foot aluminum ladder. $15.

Green Moroccan rug, 9x12, $150.

Looking for a small desk. Thank you.

For sale: L-shaped desk. Asking $30. Black metal frame with light pine-colored surface.

Would love to find some rhubarb plants....

Free: Two-drawer metal file cabinet with key lock, grayish color.

I am looking for one or more tickets to Yo-Yo Ma's performance.

Hard cello case for sale. $50. Has key to the lock.

ISO an old wooden wheelbarrow, sturdy and usable.

Anyone have any 12/2 wire kicking around they wanna sell?

Free CDs: Excellent Condition. Classical, opera, and jazz. Five grocery bags full.

Polled Hereford bull, 4 years old. Asking $1,300 OBRO.

Free: 1 male duck, about 8 months old.

For sale: 2 adult life jackets, front zip. One medium, one small. $5 each.

Hardly used child’s bee suit seeking a young beekeeper.

Battery trickle charger: Schumacher 1.5 amp trickle charger. 6v or 12v. $15.

Anyone need some used cooking oil as biofuel? I have a few gallons.

ISO tennis partner to play singles or doubles.

Free hangers: Mostly plastic, some wood. As many as you might need.

Vintage mid-century yellow formica and chrome kitchen table with one leaf. $100.

ISO duck eggs (Norwich): I need at least 1 dozen. Thanks. Please email. Will travel within reason to pick up.

Found: jar of pink liquid with glitter in it, at post office on ground. Currently sitting on top of drop box at rear of post office.

Burgundy La-Z-Boy chair for sale. Good condition. $75.

Thanks, listserv. iPad has sold.

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Thanks, listserv, indeed.

Dana Grossman

East Thetford, VT

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